This is my life. Deal with it.

5sos bodyguards probably

bodyguard:calum put your pants back on
bodyguard:no ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone
bodyguard:michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone
bodyguard:caLUm put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't jesUs
bodyguard:this is not a legitimate place to get tattoos
bodyguard:nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK
bodyguard:u know what's punk rock
bodyguard:BEHAVING URSELF THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK
bodyguard:stop! talking! to strangers! ashton!
bodyguard:where the fuCK is luke
bodyguard:mICHael did you fuckgn sell luke for a ps4
bodyguard:i can't believe u fucking sold luke for a ps4
bodyguard:calum you will liteRALLy get deported for having your ass out in this country
bodyguard:luke i am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car
bodyguard:did he just
bodyguard:he fucking rolled down the window jesus christ
bodyguard:WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN

Breakdown of the 5sos Album

She Looks So Perfect:"You should wear my underwear more often ;) and also run away with me this town sucks"
18:"DAMMIT MOM WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE ME A YEAR EARLIER?!"
Long Way Home:"whoops I ACCIDENTALLY got us lost let's make out and talk about life and politics"
Greenlight:"Let's bang but with ur consent of course"
Amnesia:"my name is calum and i made this song my bitch but in a sad way"
End Up Here:"I'm going to boost your confidence but in a punk way"
Everything I Didn't Say:"I'm sorry but in a pop punk way"
Beside You:"I miss you, but in a pop punk way"
Don't Stop:"You should be thinking about listening to this song at a party but all you're gonna think about is us in spandex"
Try Hard:"I pierced my lip for you, what more could you possibly want????"
Social Casualty:"Hey baby wanna go rebel against authority with me?"
Voodoo Doll:"This is our romantic, pop punk version of a restraining order"
Heartbreak Girl:"I dedicate this song to you and also the revamp of this song and maybe any other song that's about the friendzone idk"
Mrs. All American:"Hello Stacey's mom I am a nubile young man with lots of stamina and great arms *eyebrow waggle*"
Never Be:"Our melodious angst will make you wanna spray paint angsty doodles on buildings"

drunkinmuke:

I feel like a proud mom watching 5sos get bigger and bigger but also like an angry grandma that never gets to see them 

(via sliceofmichael)

fxckcal:

hemmingsxmas:

calum and the puppy, he keeps saying oh my god ahw [x]

SO CUTE

(Source: ticklinghemmo, via ashtonvibes)

yolucas:

yolucas:

I like to call this audio: If Ashton actually thinks he is a bad singer he is an idiot. (xx)

i think it’s a good time to bring this back

(via ashtonvibes)

5SOS: DELETED KEEKS

urghclifford:

Just because I want them all in one place, if this has been done already don’t kill me that’d be great thnx

I’m not wearing pants!" - Lucas and Cal 

Story time with 5SOS

Mhhhhm Butthole" Ash and Cal

Makeshift Gym" Ash and Cal

Cuddle?" Lucas and Calum

I lub irwin" Michael, Calum and Ashton

(Source: teasingirwin, via ashtonvibes)

lukeatdatbooty:

walk my way, Mrs All American?

more like walk my wAY MR ALL AUSTRALIAN 

AM I RIGHT LADIES

(via sliceofmichael)

fivesecondsfourlosers:

alleyladonna:

These aren’t mine credit to the owners. These are amazing!

Whether it’s Luke’s eyes that you get lost in, Michael’s lips you want to kiss, Calum’s tattoos you want to trace, or Ashton’s hands you want to intertwine with your own, they all have a special place in your heart. And even if you have a favorite you still say that you love them equally even though though really have a soft spot for one of the 4. These boys mean more to us than they’ll ever imagine.

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES JFC

(via sliceofmichael)

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