This is my life. Deal with it.

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

(Source: mayadevilou, via carolineinthecities)

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

(via pizza)

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j5h, via trust)

ugly:

im literally tired 30 hours a day

(via orgasm)

deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

(via carolineinthecities)

mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

(via orgasm)

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr, via trust)

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(via pizza)

5sospenises:

*Practices what I would do if I got to meet 5sos* *starts crying because I realize I will never meet them* 

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